You: uHH, hELLO,
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Wats up?
You: uH, nOTHING MUCH,
You: yOU?
Stranger: Same asl?
You: uHH, wHAT DOES "aSL" mEAN?
Stranger: Age sex location
You: sORRY, tHIS HUMAN STUFF IS KIND OF CONFUSING, bUT, uH,
You: 6 sWEEPS, wHICH IS ABOUT 13 hUMAN YEARS,
Stranger: Shut the fuck up
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